"Baby daddy"

Unfortunately..I am not a wife but a baby mama. *sigh* anyway..he flew in this morning to come get his little girl for a few weeks so that means I can be irresponsible for a while.Hoot hoot! not really lol. I can honestly say I have no drama with mines..true enough at one point he did attempt but he knows I aint got no sense. He has a lil girlfriend now and she knows her place with OUR child..aint no ring yet bitch so no need to play mommy. I remember this one skank he was entertaining when our daughter was barely walking, she used to get mad cause I called him on his bday @ midnight. I have known this man since we were in high school...its certain customs we have whether we are together or not..one is the midnight bday call. This bitch hung up in my face and was like "if it aint concerning babygirl aint no reason for you to call this phone ESPECIALLY this late..you gon respect me"..hmm I believe that relationship was over the VERY next day after I went off on him and threatened to shoot the girl. I actually want this relationship with the new one to work out because shes one of them church going chicks. Was a virgin before him and shes 21..he need to keep that.

pressing on, ever took a nice hot shower that smells so good the whole bathroom smell fresh? ok ever had to poop right after? lmao!!..Im so tempted to call in so I can start my sorta vacation early..I work 4 hours today and then I am off for 5 days straight. niceee..I want a midori sour.

Your first catfight...ahh the memories

My little sister got suspended today for the last week of school for fighting. I mean what better time to fuck up but thats neither here nor there. I get a call while at work from her junior high school telling me to come get her. I drive that nice half an hour and the lil bitch is smiling. Now I know our mother so there is NO reason she should have the kodak going on but I just shrug it off..well ladies and gentlemen..today was her first fight. She officially whooped some ass and she said it felt good!! andddd i whooped her ass lais-lais..



Her story took me back to 1998 when I was 13..my first real real fight. This bitch was ghetto..Tasha Reed. I was going 'out' with her boyfriend at the time and she was my associate. Needless to say we fought in the middle of the street EVERY FUCKIN SATURDAY for a month straight..and I am not exaggerating. Finally one day I gave up, shit was useless. The hoe hated me as well as I hated her. Whatever. Then I was in high school..this white bitch named brooke milhourn was my locker partner..she was EXTREMELY nosey. I was being a lil fast back then and she found all my lil love letters..this hoe knew the letters were mine and she turned them in to the dean and got me in all sorts of trouble. Needless to say her head had a conversation with the sink in the bathroom..I was expelled as well as sent to juvie for a lil minute. Juvie fixed me..ran into all kinds of future hoodlums and menaces..anyway the whole point to this story is..Do you remember that first ass whooping you gave? that feeling of YEA!!!!!!!!!! That mothaf*cka aint gon' EVER f*ck with me again!..remember that? remember that respect you was shown from that day forth..how people stopped pushing your buttons?..

I see why shes smiling now.

Half full or half empty..thats the question

Seriously lais...are we like some 2ft midgets with orange boogers falling out
our noses or is there really just a gross amount of wack ass black men in our
city?...damn!!

-Best friend Amari


Truer words have never been spoken. Im sitting here listening to the international pimp anthem by UGK and outkast. Even pimps are choosing and getting chose. Like seriously Ive been doing some internal searching and Ive realized that I must be one bonafide intimidating woman. I cant find a man worth finding to save my fuckin life! Either they are stupid, hellafied ghetto (we are going to dwell on that ghetto thing later on), lacking motivation to life and thrive, upteen kids, drug habit, borderline gay. Ok lets evaluate my Love life..*ahem* we have "T"..T is 28 with 3 children by 3 women. Great fuckin sex! the man can eat for hours and his stroke is by far..the best Ive ever had. But he is one LAZY ass unreliable man. So no settling with him, therefore Ive withdrawn my kittykat. Then there was "M"..just boring. Nice enough but we would literally sit there for an hour or two straight. No words. Just sitting. I would belch for my own entertainment purposes. Then it was the guy with a great job..decent sex..just not physically attractive so I kept our interaction to a minimum..either phone or if we fucked..only doggy or some other position that would not involve me looking at his hideous ass. Once again, after the sex he was a bore. Im a lively chick. Pretty much geeked up naturally off of life. I cant be with no 25 year old man with the stamina and demeanor of a 73 year old man minus the viagra.

So as of tonight...I vow to become a Madam. I mean this love thing is overrated and way too tiring for my fat ass these days. Im 22 and retiring. Fuck this shit...

In other news, Im flipping through the new issue of Essence when I happen upon this article http://www.essence.com/essence/bodyandsoul/relationships/0,16109,1619085-7,00.html. Now at the time I was just blah blah blah..and then I came across this fine ass specimen of a man..

yeahhhhh anyway he's basically saying he cant find a woman because of how he appears to be. The man is 24..has a M.B.A and is fuckin financial analyst...looks alone I would be eager to fuck him..but then once I got the scoop on him..I swear I would be betty crocker by day and fuckin marissa sky by night *my alter ego..shes a porno ho*..just wanted to share that piece of eye candy, I showed my homegirl and the bitch emailed him..cant say I didn't consider it as well.

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got DAMN he fine....