My little sister got suspended today for the last week of school for fighting. I mean what better time to fuck up but thats neither here nor there. I get a call while at work from her junior high school telling me to come get her. I drive that nice half an hour and the lil bitch is smiling. Now I know our mother so there is NO reason she should have the kodak going on but I just shrug it off..well ladies and gentlemen..today was her first fight. She officially whooped some ass and she said it felt good!! andddd i whooped her ass lais-lais..
Her story took me back to 1998 when I was 13..my first real real fight. This bitch was ghetto..Tasha Reed. I was going 'out' with her boyfriend at the time and she was my associate. Needless to say we fought in the middle of the street EVERY FUCKIN SATURDAY for a month straight..and I am not exaggerating. Finally one day I gave up, shit was useless. The hoe hated me as well as I hated her. Whatever. Then I was in high school..this white bitch named brooke milhourn was my locker partner..she was EXTREMELY nosey. I was being a lil fast back then and she found all my lil love letters..this hoe knew the letters were mine and she turned them in to the dean and got me in all sorts of trouble. Needless to say her head had a conversation with the sink in the bathroom..I was expelled as well as sent to juvie for a lil minute. Juvie fixed me..ran into all kinds of future hoodlums and menaces..anyway the whole point to this story is..Do you remember that first ass whooping you gave? that feeling of YEA!!!!!!!!!! That mothaf*cka aint gon' EVER f*ck with me again!..remember that? remember that respect you was shown from that day forth..how people stopped pushing your buttons?..
I see why shes smiling now.
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hahahahahah...too friggin hilarious.
If you get down like that in a real scrap, then i pity the girl you banging with...
wow.. very interesting.
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