Half full or half empty..thats the question

Seriously lais...are we like some 2ft midgets with orange boogers falling out
our noses or is there really just a gross amount of wack ass black men in our
city?...damn!!

-Best friend Amari


Truer words have never been spoken. Im sitting here listening to the international pimp anthem by UGK and outkast. Even pimps are choosing and getting chose. Like seriously Ive been doing some internal searching and Ive realized that I must be one bonafide intimidating woman. I cant find a man worth finding to save my fuckin life! Either they are stupid, hellafied ghetto (we are going to dwell on that ghetto thing later on), lacking motivation to life and thrive, upteen kids, drug habit, borderline gay. Ok lets evaluate my Love life..*ahem* we have "T"..T is 28 with 3 children by 3 women. Great fuckin sex! the man can eat for hours and his stroke is by far..the best Ive ever had. But he is one LAZY ass unreliable man. So no settling with him, therefore Ive withdrawn my kittykat. Then there was "M"..just boring. Nice enough but we would literally sit there for an hour or two straight. No words. Just sitting. I would belch for my own entertainment purposes. Then it was the guy with a great job..decent sex..just not physically attractive so I kept our interaction to a minimum..either phone or if we fucked..only doggy or some other position that would not involve me looking at his hideous ass. Once again, after the sex he was a bore. Im a lively chick. Pretty much geeked up naturally off of life. I cant be with no 25 year old man with the stamina and demeanor of a 73 year old man minus the viagra.

So as of tonight...I vow to become a Madam. I mean this love thing is overrated and way too tiring for my fat ass these days. Im 22 and retiring. Fuck this shit...

In other news, Im flipping through the new issue of Essence when I happen upon this article http://www.essence.com/essence/bodyandsoul/relationships/0,16109,1619085-7,00.html. Now at the time I was just blah blah blah..and then I came across this fine ass specimen of a man..

yeahhhhh anyway he's basically saying he cant find a woman because of how he appears to be. The man is 24..has a M.B.A and is fuckin financial analyst...looks alone I would be eager to fuck him..but then once I got the scoop on him..I swear I would be betty crocker by day and fuckin marissa sky by night *my alter ego..shes a porno ho*..just wanted to share that piece of eye candy, I showed my homegirl and the bitch emailed him..cant say I didn't consider it as well.

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got DAMN he fine....