2 steppin' & mace

Ok so lets begin last nights recap. Dre came and picked up our child for a 2 week visit so last night my lil crew and I made it clubbing night. Hell I deserve to get drunk, I work 80+ hours a week and this IS the beginning of my 5 day vacation. So we go this club called gators..I must say I was looking quite sexy..tata's was like BAM! lol..anyway..got in the club, started mingling and drinking. Somewhere between the random ray lewis lookalike negro telling me " mama you better get that SHIT!" (he said SHIT so hard lol..I was doing the wipe me down lmao) and my 6 drink and 2nd long island..SOME RANDOM ASS LOSERFACE BROAD decides to take mace out and maced..not just regular mace..but that shit the police have..dont ask I know. Anyway everyone is throwing up, running out the club, I gagged for about 10 minutes..ran all my makeup off my eyes and my skin turned red as a tomato. Now she lucky I aint see her in the crowd outside or I swear as drunk as I was..that would have been all she wrote. It was SO uncalled for..I love gatorz its a hiphop/reggae club..rarely fights. Although its for the younger crowd its no drama ya know.

Well after that situation we all go back in after the air is cleared out inside and I run into my ex Tony...fine ass tony..his lil brother just got drafted by the NFL and I was just talking about him. Well im sipping my drink and he comes up from behind and gawdddd he smelled so good or maybe I was just real drunk. Anyway, I GOT SOME GOOD QUALITY ASS!!!!! lmao. Anyone have that one ex that knew how to handle your body and could just lay ya ass down damn near put you to sleep?...he was mine. Hmm..Im happy --->:D <----see?!?!?!. Im extremely aggressive in bed and he just flips my ass..no one has made me break down and submit but him and I have to say last night I probably performed my best as drunk as I was. Im sore this morning and Im trying to think if its from the sex or my hardass drunk choreography...why do we dance so hard when we're drunk?..by the way I woke up wondering why in the hell the soles of my feet were so sore and I found out I was barefoot dancing after my long islands. Hmm.

Im tired of buy you a drink by the way...for some reason the dudes in the club see it as an inuendo to bring you a drink therefore your obligated to dance or be nice..not my ass. Im rude and I know it, probably not a good thing huh? You know the part in the 2-step song where DJ Unk says "you can still post up a wall nigga hollaback" well when I was approached with a drink the DJ switched to that part and I was so on time when I looked at the dude and said loud as hell HOLLABACK while pushing his body away from mine. Last night I wasn't in the mood to be gamed or groped or none of that. I was feeling nice and dancing with my girls and a few head I know was good enough..hell I believe I danced with myself.

Well im off to see how I can maneuver some afternoon nookie before I have to do a photoshoot 2 hours away...cross your fingers for me. ;)